Sad shitty comics about it - 4/6
Headcanon that Stoick was away when Valka gave birth to Hiccup at seven months. Stoick probably swam and sailed the savage seas (badum tsssss) to get back to Berk and see his son. I think in the movie Valka implied that Hiccup “came early into this world” and I’ve been thinking about that ever since.
Sorry this one’s a bit sloppy. Anyway, I’ve decided with just six sad shitty comics so I can move on to maybe happier shitty comics. There have been a number of happy requests and I’ll be sure to get to them after I get all the angsty ones out. Don’t forget to be a dear tag your spoilers! XO.
"Within mixed-species clans, spiral dragons will seek out locations inside the foreign lair that they can make their own. Any cracks present in rock, pipes, or places where they can create passages just wide enough to allow their ropelike bodies to squeeze into become thin, spiraling labyrinths."
goodbye ice lair spirals
Lay - 140731 Celebrity Chef Has Arrived’s weibo update: “#乖萌厨王爱上我#粉丝福利来啦！现场高清无码大图倾情奉上！左瞧瞧，右瞧瞧，盯—盯—开心笑，鼓鼓掌！天呐噜，这若隐若现的酒窝！已被萌哭在厕所。话说男神你跳到灶台上这么机（tiao）智(pi)你的粉丝们造吗！还有你到底在看什么！好在意好想知道！八月《星厨驾到》简直不能更期待了”
Translation: “#Good Cutie Chef King falls for me #Fan beneits are here! On the scene high quality uncensored large images presented here! Look left, look right, stare a little, laugh happily, applaud! Oh my goodness, these dimples that are ever present! It’s so cute I’m crying in the toilet. It’s said that this male God, who jumping onto the stove like this intelligently (naughtily), was created by his fans! Also what on earth is he looking at! I really care, I really want to know! August’s Celebrity Chef Has Arrived I really can’t anticipate it more than this”
James Potter accidentally shifting into Animagus shape when someone gives him a scare, and the first night Harry starts screaming in the middle of the night Lily isn’t sure if she’s still dreaming when she sees a distressed deer jumping against the bedroom door
IS EVERYONE JUST GOING TO ADD THAT GIF TO ALL MY JAMES POTTER POSTS ARE YOU SERIOUS